15 minit yang panas

jam sudah tepat 4.50.ada lagi sepuluh minit sebelum tajam 5. okey okey.baik aku pergi clarify things dgn DR nie.

[langkah laju menuju ke bilik section head]

dalam bilik, aku pun kung kang kung kang justify everything. alhamdulillah, at last dia terima.

okey dah pukul 5.03 tajam. cepat-cepat kemas barang. jam 5.15 tajam van tinggal kalau lambat. takde belas ihsan punya. no more dagiga. khalas ques.

barang-barang sume dah pack masuk beg polo cokelat aku. tiba-tiba macam kehilangan sesuatu. masa diperuntukkan 12 minit untuk mencari sesuatu itu.

mana pulak aku letak?

"have you seen my handphone guys?" [mula memecahi serombong udara dalam ofis]

"no we have not seen it. where have you put it?" [okey aku tulis dalam grammar yang betol tp secara realiti nya tak mungkin mereka berbicara dgn berhemah sekali]

"i cannot remember but i knew i left it here. i did not bring it to the DR's room" [muka dah mula panas dan tegang, jam dah pokol 5.05 minit tegang tegang]

"A, what is my handphone number i cannot recall"[betapa gabra nya sampai number hp sendiri tak igt, padahal mmg tak pernah hafal sbb panjang sgt number nya]

"u cannot rememember? XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"

dialing...dialing...no ringing tone.....no ringing tone..dialing again....silent treatment..

"damn, somebody turned off my phone!!!!"[muka dah tahan sebak]
"all my informations are in there bla bla bla " [mata dah bergenang mengenang naseb tak dapat nak texting dgn Encik D kesayangan,nampak gaya pergi cairo kene rembat handphone baru]

"yeah its true, you know during Mr Nordin's time, his handphone was stolen,and then it was being shut off once we realized it gone missing. im sure your phone must have been stolen!!!'[dah mula dah, depa buat gaya gempak, muka bersungguh-sungguh, palat sungguh aku dah pasrah handphone kene curi]

"let me call Manager Planning, maybe i left my phone there during discussion"

troot troott calling...

"mana ada handphone you kat sini, you saja nak mengorat i kan"[sudah ....anasir palsu pulak keluar, aku tengah berpeluh ketiak nie cari handphone lawak pulak si manager nie]

eh....jam dah pokol 5.11pm.eh ape menda hitam berkotak tebal atas meja aku nie?

"this is lesson learnt for you, next time don't leave it on the table if you are not here oke!!"


pergh sungguh pengajaran betol!!!tak sanggup aku nak maki lebih2, aku hanya ...

"thanks S. you made my day by getting all my nerves to the top" [sambil memukul bahu dgn manja sekali dan giggle dengan comel padahal rasa nak je kasi penyepak hotak kau la lesson learnt]


dan nasib baik aku turun tajam 5.15pm...fiuhhhhh...

to S and A:-
TUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTT korang laaaaaaa tak kelakar betol!!!!!![hehs buat-buat emo]